Новое guilty pleasure — закидывать в переводчик на Linkedinese похабные присказки, например:
Было: Моя работа — ебать енота.
Стало: I am a dedicated professional specializing in high-impact, unconventional wildlife engagement and hands-on environmental stewardship.
Было: Засадил Андрюха свинке, не покушаем свининки.
Стало: I am thrilled to share a key learning moment regarding resource management and unexpected pivots in our supply chain.
Unfortunately, due to an unforeseen operational misalignment by our team member Andrew, we’ve had to re-evaluate our Q3 protein procurement strategy. While we won’t be moving forward with the pork initiative as planned, this challenge presents a unique opportunity to embrace agility and explore alternative sustainable solutions.
#Resilience #AgileLeadership #SupplyChainOptimization #GrowthMindset
Было: Ебитесь как хотите, коллеги, в умелых руках и хуй балалайка.
Стало: Feel free to navigate the challenges as you see fit, team; in the hands of a true professional, even the most unconventional tools can drive exceptional results.
Было: Служи, браток, как мы служили, а мы на службу хуй ложили!
Стало: Keep up the great work, my friend, just like we did — though we definitely prioritized our own work-life balance! 🚀 #CareerGrowth #WorkLifeBalance #Mentorship
Было: Соси хуй, читай газету, станешь комиссаром к лету.
Стало: I am thrilled to announce my transition into a leadership role this summer! 🚀
Success isn’t just about the destination; it’s about the grit, the daily grind, and staying informed in a rapidly changing landscape. By staying focused on the «unconventional» tasks and keeping my finger on the pulse of industry news, I’ve positioned myself for this next level of executive responsibility.
Remember: stay hungry, stay humble, and keep putting in the work. The promotion is just a byproduct of the hustle. #Leadership #CareerGrowth #HustleHard #ExecutiveMindset
Было: Бывайте, ихтиандры хуевы.
Стало: Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors as you transition to new horizons. It’s been a pleasure navigating these deep waters together! #NewBeginnings #CareerGrowth #ProfessionalJourney